Category: social networks

So it’s now acceptable to use the word ‘Facebook’ as a verb. Well in that case, I just Sickipedia’d your daughter.

The other day on Facebook I saw the question, “Let’s settle this once and for all. Gandalf or Dumbledore?” Well obviously Gandalf, because Dumbledore is dead.

Charlotte Smith, Jenny Johnson, Clare Barlow, Rachael Skinner, Lizzy Wood and Amy Hopkins all joined the group ‘Hugs from behind are the cutest’ Turns out they mean from people they know.

I know what will stop these riots… A facebook group

I have just made friends with some 6 year old girls on Facebook. Does that mean I can now legally poke them?

Anyone else feel that if it wasn’t for Farmville their life would have nothing to revolve around?

Farmville isn’t realistic enough. Instead of brushing a calf to make money, you should be able to raise it in a crate & then slaughter it for veal.

I broke into Mark Zuckerberg’s mansion last night. It was pretty easy. He told everybody on Facebook he was going on holiday.

Its really hits home when even Facebook tells you that you have an error when you try to poke a girl…

“If you can’t laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?” Facebook.

Not a joke, just a quote from facebook on a “I love my Duvet” group. Group: If your bed could talk what secrets would it tell? Reply: I have no idea because I wouldn’t be able to understand it … My bed was made in China.

Nothing says I’m a fat insecure loser like posting “feeling so down” on Facebook to try and prompt reponses like “why what’s up?” Because if you actually wrote why your down in the first place no one would care or comment.

I think I need to have a clear out on facebook, my timelines full of baby pictures. Especially seeing as I don’t know any of them.

Now that Facebook has made stalking easy and socially acceptable, I can’t help thinking that if it were around 10 years earlier, Jill Dando would still be alive today.

Sometimes when I read peoples facebook status, I think it would be a good idea if there was a spellchecker… I mean, Christ….. Lose is what Liverpool do every week. Loose is 75% of women in Liverpool.