Category: social networks

So just browsing torrents and this pop-up comes up: “BE WARNED They ARE NOT Attractive They ARE Desperate They ARE in your Area. Meet Them.” It seems like dating websites are really clutching at straws now.

Snow. Turning ‘status update’, into ‘weather update’ since 29/11/10.

Just seen the Facebook group – ‘Yes there’s plenty more fish in the sea…But you’re my Nemo’ I’m taking it this group is mostly full of sickipedians considering Nemo’s age..

Just been on Facebook and these supposed “stories” are quite boring. Hardly any dragons.

Who else is only on facebook to see under-age girls in a bikini from their summer holiday?

Why are there photos of dead African babies on my Facebook? I thought Children In Need wasnt till Friday?

I was chatting with a girl on Facebook this morning. “4,831 Friends? Cool.” I said. “Yeah, I’m going to make a new profile as soon as I reach 5,000.” “Hmmmm..” “What do you got?”, she asked. “Not much”, I replied. “Just a life.”

Friends re-united. Facebook For people with real friends.

My wife is annoyed that I keep poking other girls on Facebook. In our bed.

Everybody is suddenly like on facebook “this is england!” Why did the have to go and change it ? I was just getting used to sparta.

I had to phone up the police because a black man was following me last night. They replied saying although they understand my concern, I can not be harmed over Twitter.

Did you hear about the paranoia patient who joined twitter? Not a good idea.

Twitter: The only way you can legally follow children.

There’s a new facebook game – Lover of the Day. It’s not very accurate though. There’s no “sweaty sock under the bed” option.

Internet connection, 15. Laptop, 300. Course in computer programming, 3,000 a year. Hacking your sister’s Facebook to get to her nudes, priceless. Some things in life, you can’t buy, for everything else, there’s mastercard.