Category: shopping

Just got back from the supermarket where the “JLM indestructible Floor Mops!!” were right next to the “JLM Replacement FLoor Mop Heads!!”…

Trampoline required urgently, any condition, shape or size to replace mine that has been stolen. Please deliver and place it under me before I start to fall.

DFS Sofas For Dyslexics.

Just seen an advert for the Next 2 day sale. I wish they would tell me when it is.