Have you heard, Tesco are …
Have you heard, Tesco are employing more midgets than any one else? Every Little Helps
Continue ReadingHave you heard, Tesco are employing more midgets than any one else? Every Little Helps
Continue ReadingI am so impressed with the amplifier I bought off ebay. I’ve left the seller some excellent feedback
Continue Reading”Hi, Welcome to Hollister, Would you like a torch?”
Continue ReadingI was in a supermarket the other day and I saw a man and a woman wrapped up in a barcode. I said, “Are you two an item?”
Continue Readingi have noticed that all the cheap things in sainsburys are orange, the eggs, the biscuits and of course the girls on the tills!!
Continue ReadingSpecial offers mean a great deal to me.
Continue ReadingI fancied some tea the other day. Boy, it sure is difficult to walk through Tesco with a hard on.
Continue Readingthe prices of high heels are going through the roof
Continue ReadingElizabeth Duke jewellery: For the woman you DON’T love…
Continue ReadingI while ago I decided to bid a dollar a day on a randon eBay product, just to earn myself a few nice trinkets. Day one: a roll of duct tape. Day two: a pair of furry handcuffs. Day three: an industrial shovel. …I’m going to stop this now before I end up on every […]
Continue ReadingI’ve just heard on the news that currys can cure cancer. Well that’s definitely one in the eye for Comet, who only sell fridges and TVs.
Continue ReadingI bought a jigsaw puzzle, but some of the pieces were missing. Today my friends were livid when I had a full scale argument with the spastic behind the counter whilst trying to get a refund. Won’t be shopping at Cancer Research again.
Continue ReadingMy wife spends so much time shopping online, I’m beginning to think our wedding vows were “to love, honour and eBay”.
Continue ReadingI’ve just bought a new aftershave called ‘STALKER’ for men. It’s very much like ‘OBSESSION’, but a bit stronger.
Continue ReadingI get very excited and turned on by women in boots. Which is why I’m banned, and now I have to buy all my toiletries in Superdrug.
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