Category: shopping

Went into a party shop earlier and was horrified at the prices of Balloons.. The rate of inflation on them is ridiculous.

What’s the difference between winning the lottery and doing the weekly shop at Waitrose? About a tenner.

Shoppers; save cash when buying apples in the supermarket by removing the stalks to reduce the weight. You’ll be smiling all the way to the checkout on your 176th visit as you effectively claim your free apple.

Marks & Spencer! The millionaires Pound Land.

What’s the difference between Sainsbury’s Prawns and Lidl Prawns? One has a shelf life, the other has a half life.

I sold some odds and ends on eBay the other day to the Pope. I knew it was him, because he used his papal account.

I wonder why “24/7” shops have locks on their doors.

I sometimes like to go into Asda and buy the smallest, cheapest single item can find. When I get to the till, and they ask me would I like some help with my packing, I always say yes.

Just been to the local jumble sale. Or “Primark” as the wife likes to call it.

After TK Maxx’s ill-fated free penknife with every coat promotion, they have also had to shelve plans to attract Muslims into the store by offering a free bomb with every rucksack

Poundland. The shop for people who think Lidl’s is too expensive.

Sports Direct Closing Down Sale. Fooling pikies since 2004.

I am never using ebay again! just received my ‘black and white’ printer, thieving seller never gave me any white ink!

MATALAN. Because you are too proud to shop at Primark but too poor to buy clothes at Top Shop.

Aldi: Where the hourly wage is more than a weekly shop.