I wanted to buy a candle …
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.
Continue ReadingI wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn’t have one. So I got a cake.
Continue ReadingI love to go window shopping at the weekend… Just picked up a nice double glazed one.
Continue ReadingA woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent, when her mobile phone rang. It was a female doctor notifying her that […]
Continue ReadingAt the end of the checkout at Sainsbury’s it says, “Please pull your bag here”, Why did it take the Security Guards to point out to me that I misunderstood the sign?
Continue ReadingSo the Queen Vic has been burnt down, Won’t be long until a Tesco Express pops up then.
Continue ReadingI’ve found my new hobby- Drinking heavily and online shopping. Because it feels great to drink, and even better to shop. But if feels spectacular to receive surprise gifts from myself in the mail.
Continue ReadingI hate it when I am in a shop and I’m being served by a fat girl, it makes me feel so awkward. I feel like I have to avoid looking at her in case she gets the wrong idea.
Continue ReadingShould we really trust a review written by the sort of person who writes a review of their kettle on Amazon?
Continue ReadingSome woman had the cheek to knock my door and ask me if I knew where the garden centre was. “I don’t work here love, I’m just carrying my new door out to the car”, I replied.
Continue ReadingTesco Metro – Evicting Paki shopkeepers since 1992.
Continue ReadingI just saw a shop called Roger’s Curtains – sounds like a store for peeping Toms.
Continue ReadingI get far too exited when I go to B&Q. Just yesterday, I walked straight in and got wood.
Continue ReadingThe finest larceny and replication that only an economic disaster can give rise to. Covered over and over again by the finest joke thieves until the joke is no longer funny. This is no ordinary duplicate: this is an M&S duplicate.
Continue ReadingI work in a joke shop. Or Lidl as they insist I call it.
Continue ReadingWhoever said “good things come to those who wait” have obviously never shopped at PC World
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