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I know a CRACKING example …

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I know a CRACKING example of thermal decomposition of hydrocarbons.

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The guy who split the ato …

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The guy who split the atom is probably thrilled that we use ‘sliced bread’ as our measure of greatness.

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A guy at work said he was …

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A guy at work said he was the Great Grandson of Albert Einstein. I asked him to explain his theory of relativity.

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Could you tell me the for …

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Could you tell me the formula for nitrogen oxide? NO

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“2016: NASA Mars survey c …

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“2016: NASA Mars survey confirms it’s made of Chocolate, caramel and fudge”

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BBC NATURE: “Flapping and …

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BBC NATURE: “Flapping and running, researchers at the University of Montana say, may have been an important early step in the evolution of flight.” Good to see the Americans once again at the very cutting edge of scientific research.

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To get to the other side. …

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To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road?

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i heard there was a joke …

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i heard there was a joke section on Stephen Hawking, but because it being the man himself, it got disabled.

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Earlier someone threw a l …

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Earlier someone threw a load of NaCl at me, I Said “Hey that’s a salt,”.

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Found out today why there …

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Found out today why there are many women who like partical physics. It’s so they are never far from an ion.

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To commemorate the 40th a …

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To commemorate the 40th anniversary of the moon landing, the three astronauts from Apollo 11 visited the White House. Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin were allowed to set foot inside the White House, while Michael Collins was forced to drive around in circles outside.

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I was quite geeky when I …

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I was quite geeky when I was a child. I thought that Optimus Prime was an integer with no divisors.

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Gravity – It has its down …

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Gravity – It has its down side.

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A piece of gold walks int …

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A piece of gold walks into a bar. The Barman says “Au, get out of here”

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Science Fact: If you too …

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Science Fact: If you took all of your veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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