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Why did the particle physicist sell his Volkswagen Golf and buy a GTI? He was looking for an improved replacement for the Standard Model.
Continue ReadingWhy did the particle physicist sell his Volkswagen Golf and buy a GTI? He was looking for an improved replacement for the Standard Model.
Continue ReadingIn my spare time, I show my friends the various oxidation states of Vanadium. I’m not really a chemist, I do it mainly for the reaction.
Continue ReadingThe recent story about the faster-than-light neutrino is very interesting, but I’m having trouble keeping up with it.
Continue ReadingI just bought an expensive water filter. It’s so good that the water ends up being only hydrogen.
Continue ReadingI’ve got my telescope out and I’m hoping to spot some lovely big aureola tonight. The woman across the street has got cracking nipples.
Continue ReadingI read Quantum Physics. But only for the particles.
Continue ReadingMy mate asked me if I would explain rotational forces to him, But I didnt want to torque about it
Continue ReadingArgon auditioned for a part in a play, the director asked Argon to redo the scene. But little does he know, Argon never re-acts.
Continue ReadingTwo men were sitting at a table trying to act cool in front of these women. One man said to a lady ” me and him have a telepathy between us” The other man Added “I knew you were going to say that”
Continue ReadingYou just can’t please some people. The boss wanted us to be more green so I took the bike to work and yet he still wasn’t happy. Doesn’t he realise how careful I was not to damage the interior of my 4×4 with my bike?
Continue ReadingToday we discovered the origins of the Quark. Turns out it was just a posh duck.
Continue ReadingOn my way to work this morning I was bombarded by neutrino particles and had to go to casualty I’m still waiting to be seen
Continue ReadingI love science we have so much in common Take pH and my choice of girls for example: They both only go up to 14.
Continue ReadingSo, Albert Einstein said that nothing can travel faster than the speed of light. He obviously never trod on a rake.
Continue ReadingFree iPad for all iPhone users. Just hold it closer to your face
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