Category: school

All the people opening their A levels on tv Why won’t one of you fail? Please

I never used to pay attention in school, and my teacher said I’d never achieve my dreams by looking at a window. I’ve proven her wrong. I’ve achieved my dreams, I’m now a window cleaner in Amsterdam.

AQA GCSE Exam Question: Do you think exam questions are getting easier? A. Yes B. David Beckham

Me and the wife were called in by my little boys teacher because he’s been using racist language. “Your son has been using some really quite offensive words,” said the teacher, “I’m worried about the role models he might have.” “Absolute rubbish,” I said, “Come on Ava, lets go, I’m not going to let him […]

What happened to the PhD student that was on fire? He suffered 3rd degree burns.

As I lay beneath the stars taking hundreds of spectacular pictures I couldn’t help but think… I’ve just taken voyeurism to an all new level of low.

I have not been to confession since I wet myself in school. I’ve not been to another parent’s evening since.

My son just got an A in English. Which unfortunately means he failed his spelling test.

My Son scored 0 in his math test at school. “Son, if you don’t score, how will you live up to your idol?” “I already am living up to him.” “Really? Who is it?” “Fernando Torres.”

I was always told that ‘putting my hand up’ in school was a good thing… but apparantely Miss Robinson’s skirt is not what my parents meant.

my teacher ether loves me or he’s a peado. he keeps putting kisses next to my work.

In secondary school I was voted most likely to reminisce.

Exam results are in, got a backwards 3 in English

I had a girl come up to me today and asked if we went to school together. “We might have”, I replied. She said , “what year were you in”? “Erm…….. Every year….”

My maths teacher staples Burger King applications on failed tests