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My son’s science project, about sound travelling under water, was a great success after a little help from me. Shame about his ipod though.
Continue ReadingMy son’s science project, about sound travelling under water, was a great success after a little help from me. Shame about his ipod though.
Continue ReadingStudied: BTEC National Diploma in IT Job: Checkouts at morrisons
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between A level geography and GCSE geography? For A level you need 6 colouring pencils instead of 4.
Continue ReadingWhen i was teaching at the school the other day a student came in 15 minutes late. I said “Where have you been?” “I’ve been up Cherry Hill sir,” the boy said. So then I asked him to sit down and get on with his work. 5 minutes later another boy walks in. “Where have […]
Continue ReadingThe kids go back to school tomorrow. Dunno who’s more excited, the parents or the pedo’s?
Continue ReadingI made History today. Sadly got up to late for Geography though.
Continue ReadingJust like a lot of kids my age across the country i got my results back today and they are awful, I’ve got chlamydia
Continue Reading“So today I had this english test, and one question confused me. I had to find the past tense of “Think”. So I thought and I thought and I thought, and at the end I wrote: Thinked”
Continue ReadingBBC news: “shortage of male primary school teachers” Maybe the crackdown on paedos is working a little too well.
Continue ReadingThe school register: The kid from Eastern Europe – Check The kid with Tourette’s – Tick The birthday boy – “Present” The deaf kid – “Ear” The kid on drugs – “Hi”
Continue ReadingTeacher: If I have 10 cakes, and somebody asks for 2, how many do I have? John: 10 Teacher: Ok, If I have 10 cakes, and somebody forcibly takes away 2, what do you have? John: 10 cakes and a dead body.
Continue ReadingAt school I was known to be a bit of a maths genius, in 2003 I managed to get an A*! It’s amazing what can happen in 6 years.
Continue ReadingI was sick of working in a fast food restaurant, with my life going nowhere. So I went to university to do a philosophy degree. Now I can ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Continue ReadingToday my teacher asked me “What would you bring if you were stuck on a desert island?” I said “A plane would seem like a good idea.”
Continue ReadingJust found out my son’s having some bullying problems. Apparently the school won’t let him do it.
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