If there’s one thing I ca …
If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s people who talk while I’m interrupting
Continue ReadingIf there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s people who talk while I’m interrupting
Continue ReadingIf you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, you’re probably drinking too slowly.
Continue ReadingThis Sunday the clocks go forward for the start of British Summertime. Now we’re just waiting in the Meantime.
Continue ReadingHow does the rabbit get inside the headlight in the first place?!
Continue ReadingI’m gutted that the internet completely destroyed some of my childhood’s urban myths. When was the last time someone told you not to swallow chewing gum because it would take seven years to digest?
Continue ReadingI just smashed my geography teachers antique globe and she started crying. Apparently, it was her whole world.
Continue ReadingI confidently walked up to a girl at the bar and introduced myself. She looked me in the eyes and said, “I think you’re the one.” “Well how about we see how tonight goes first,” I replied. “No, you’re definitely the one. It was five years ago and I was walking through the park late […]
Continue ReadingMe and my sister were having an argument this morning in the kitchen. Our mom walked in and said: “Looks like you guys woke up on the wrong side of the bed.” How does she know what me and my sister did last night?
Continue ReadingMy friend said to me “Our modern society is full of people from all walks of life” “What about the paraplegics?” I replied.
Continue ReadingYou can be in the copper team or the aluminium team, but there is no iron team.
Continue ReadingMy wife left me because I was always running away from my problems. Or “abandoning our children” as she put it.
Continue ReadingThey say, “Crime doesn’t pay.” Well, I work in Cash Converters and apparently it does.
Continue ReadingThey say that time heals all wounds. Well, I just dug up my grandad and he is still very much dead.
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