Category: sayings

I’m beginning to wonder if time really is a healer. It’s been 3 days since my wife fell down stairs and she hasn’t moved once yet.

There’s a fine line between creating new words and showing your stupidocity.

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. So if the zombie apocalypse starts there, the rest of the world is saved.

“You’ve made the bed, now lie in it”… is the reason I lost my job as room service.

Put your money where your mouth is? I’ll stick to my wallet, mate.

Is it possible to be at the start or in the middle? Or do you always go straight to the end of a tether?

BBC news: The police have seized 1.2 tonnes of cocaine with a street value of up to 300m, the largest ever in the UK. Well that’s not be sniffed at.

The worst things in life are free, too.

Walking off at half time, Man City’s Spanish winger was seen surrounded by team mates moaning & groaning. Seems that every crowd has a Silva whining.

Slow and steady wins the race.. Unless your in a fire.

Why do women have larger hips than men? To balance the washing basket on.

Every time I go round to visit my elderly Grandma I’ve been noticing that she finds it increasingly difficult to get up the stairs. Probably because I’ve been taking one step at a time.

Call me ignorant but I still don’t know what it is that Rumour has.

In a recent interview, Adele said “Life’s thrown some stuff at me, but I’m still standing.” Of course you are love, everyone knows that ‘Weebles wobble but they don’t fall down’.

Can’t believe how many suicide bombers there are these days. They’re all over the place.