My power’s been off for t …
My power’s been off for the last couple of days even though my bills are up to date. Unfortunately EDF’s been keeping me in the dark as to why exactly.
Continue ReadingMy power’s been off for the last couple of days even though my bills are up to date. Unfortunately EDF’s been keeping me in the dark as to why exactly.
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