My wife told me to dig a …
My wife told me to dig a hole and die, but she’s forgetting that men can’t multi task.
Continue ReadingMy wife told me to dig a hole and die, but she’s forgetting that men can’t multi task.
Continue ReadingBBC NEWS – Royal Mail tests evening delivery. That’s brilliant, I can finally get my post a bit earlier.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between my kitchen and the council? My kitchen always has enough salt.
Continue ReadingJust watching the Brazil match on TV. That Robinho looks good, if I was the Manchester City manager I’d try and sign him.
Continue ReadingI’m amazed by last nights antics in the east end , I couldn’t believe it when I saw it only one person stabbed!
Continue ReadingI’m just off to watch the 2nd half of Rugby between Chelsea and Blackpool.
Continue ReadingMy shrink told me I had an avoidance personality disorder, I stopped seeing her.
Continue ReadingDavid Cameron has described tax avoidance as being morally repugnant. It’s good to see that he learnt such a strong ethical awareness when he studied at Eton College, registered charity number 1139086.
Continue Reading“25 Artists in tonights Eurovision, and I can tell you that one of them will be the winner” Oh well I never!
Continue ReadingThey say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. And there’s me thinking it was a dwarf reading out a Xmas cracker.
Continue Reading“Hi can I help you?” “No ugly girl at helpdesk, I just waited in line for 15 minutes to say, hi”
Continue ReadingIs there something about suffering a bereavement that makes you lose your ability to spell?
Continue ReadingWanna get ripped in 4 weeks? Book a table for two at one of Gordon Ramsay’s overpriced poncey restaurants for the 25th of March.
Continue ReadingSky News – ‘Bullying Plays Large Part In Child Suicides’ Bet it took them a while to work that one out…
Continue ReadingMy mum’s just told me ‘this is not a hotel’. I was like ‘I know. I’ve been into the bathroom. I’ve seen how big the shampoo bottles are’.
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