Category: puns

Everyone is calling me Mr Paranoid. I just know it.

My love for you is like diarrhea… I just can’t hold it in.

I’m setting up a strip club in Devon, offering Cream Tease.

Royal Mail takes ages to come. Kate Middleton is going to be very sore on her honeymoon.

I had to write an accounts report for Sampsonite. It was a case study.