For some strange reason, …
For some strange reason, whenever I pressed my door-bell I received an electric shock. I couldn’t put my finger on it.
Continue ReadingFor some strange reason, whenever I pressed my door-bell I received an electric shock. I couldn’t put my finger on it.
Continue ReadingI got on a train in Spain and saw a bunch of footballers standing around It must have been Rail Madrid
Continue ReadingI was crowned national limbo champion last night. I hit a new low.
Continue ReadingI downloaded Iron man the other day, it took so long I ended up watching Rust man.
Continue ReadingI was going to to tell you a tale, of the night I escaped from a car park’s second level to the third. But, that’s a different story.
Continue ReadingI was playing poker with my mates and as the flop was revealed, I put two ounces of meat in the air. One of my mates said, “What are you doing?” I replied, “Raising the steaks.”
Continue ReadingI saw an atheist man with no cheeks, no eyes, no forehead, no chin, and a lisp. His lack of faith disturbed me.
Continue ReadingI heard through the grapevine that phones are being replaced with more primitive technology
Continue ReadingDon’t skim read, you might something.
Continue ReadingThe outside of my house was looking shabby. So I added a pier and two old donkeys. That should Brighton it up!
Continue ReadingWhat do you get if you cross Time Vine and Amir Khan?. A Punjabbi
Continue ReadingI wrote, directed, produced and starred in a play about my life, but it did awfully sales wise. Made a completely show of myself..
Continue ReadingI used to have a job underground, but never mined.
Continue ReadingI haven’t had a single visitor to my Museum of Television Controllers. People aren’t remotely interested.
Continue ReadingOur local flag shop has shut down because of a lack of stock That place never had any standards.
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