I forgot to meet my disab …
I forgot to meet my disabled friend at the cinema last night. It was the first time he’s ever been stood up.
Continue ReadingI forgot to meet my disabled friend at the cinema last night. It was the first time he’s ever been stood up.
Continue ReadingI took my dog to a car showroom today. I turned to him and said, “They have an interesting Range Rover.”
Continue ReadingAfter a rollercoaster was controversially built over the local graveyard I was up in arms. It makes it more fun to ride that way.
Continue ReadingAbstinence leaves a lot to be desired.
Continue ReadingI was on a crazy lads holiday when I met a bloke from Afghanistan. His name was Allsummer Bin Larginit
Continue ReadingI was Looking at Buying a 3 story house. But my wife said it had too many flaws.
Continue ReadingI just bought some new jeans with velcro running down the sides. My mates think it was a stupid thing to buy, but i reckon I can pull them off.
Continue ReadingI used to work in a hairdresser’s just to get the tips. But i never used to get my cut
Continue ReadingI’ve always lived out of a suitcase. I’ve never lived inside a suitcase.
Continue ReadingSomeone told me that my hair makes me look fat. So I decided to diet.
Continue Readingi’ve got a photographic memory… i forget things in a flash
Continue Readingwhat do you call a deaf father? hugh watson
Continue ReadingI’ve only ever had one splinter, hopefully it wont happen again… Touch wood.
Continue ReadingToday, a doctor came up to me and offered to repair my destroyed nerve endings with an experimental procedure. Couldn’t hurt.
Continue ReadingApparently a truck carrying boxes of wigs has overturned, spilling its load across the M1. Police are combing the area.
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