Category: one liner

Ah, bungee rope – that takes me back.

So a disabled guy walks into a bar.

A new Ice Cream Shop has opened in Palestine. Walls of Jericho.

If nature provides its own warning signs, why do women need mace?

You know that you’re fat when you have a Christmas card ready for the pizza delivery man.

My mate never has any problems getting 3g on his mobile. He knows loads of drug dealers.

I got absolutely hammered and spent 2 hours flying a helicopter last night! ……. then I ran out of 50p’s

According to a new survey, almost half of UK firefighters are considered too overweight to properly fulfil their job. Out of the frying pan and into the fire.

It’s been so hard to get on Sickipedia tonight that I even actually considered buying a t-shirt.