Category: one liner

Your know you’ve been on Sickipedia too much when your looking foward to the next tragic accident to bring a flurry of new jokes to the site.

“Rap” is to “music” as “Etch-A-Sketch” is to “fine art”.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work or prison.

I Drank a Pint of Real Ale last night called ‘Bodmin’. It was very Moorish.

Self-diagnosed Tourette’s sufferers Tic every box.

Everybody praised me when I bought a hat, but before long, it went to my head.

I watered a dwarfs family tree today. Hopefully they grow now.

I’ve got quite a lot of clout at work, I’ve opened a strip club.

My wife is like a small trampoline. 2 foot wide and bounces.

As an exhibitionist, I hope my life flashes before someone else’s eyes when I die.

I was looking for anagrams for the the word nuclear, But exactly what i found was unclear.

A boy stabbed his father in a row about a playstation 3 game. The boy was quoted to be “Devastated at his own behaviour” I dont see why. Im always chuffed when i get a melee kill.

Vodka is just potatoes that made the right career choices.

You know you’re stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Being anemic, irony isn’t my strong point.