Category: one liner

Are Rock Cakes Stone Baked?.

I used to think I was a small french town, but now I’m not Sochaux.

Flies spread diseases. Especially when open.

I recently discovered that the leading cause of nose bleeds in the U.K. is a punch to the face.

I just lost my job as a tight rope walker, They decided to cut me loose.

Been thinking of inventing a new kind of chair….. it’s just an idea I’ve been sitting on.

Did they ever find out who really let the dogs out?

My girlfriend said she wanted to see more of me. So I put on 4 stone.

“If you can’t beat ’em, you’re probably French…”

All generalisations are false

Having rhythm is important, I had that drummed into me from an early age.

Call me old fashioned, but waiting for a woman’s permission for intercourse is overrated.

If there is one place I can’t stand !!.. It’s on a slippery surface.

My daughter asked me why mummy is so pale. I told her to shut up and keep digging.

Rock climbers need to get a grip and move on.