Did you hear about the ve …
Did you hear about the vegetable farmer that died? There was a big turnup at his funeral…
Continue ReadingDid you hear about the vegetable farmer that died? There was a big turnup at his funeral…
Continue ReadingI’ve often wondered how people get to the shop that sells wheelchairs.
Continue ReadingI like really dark movie theatres. That way, I don’t have to buy my own popcorn.
Continue ReadingI wonder why when all the lights in the city stop working its called a black-out
Continue Readinga Poet walks in to a bard….
Continue ReadingI went to the Planetarium yesterday, I dont think i was welcome… the whole atmosphere changed as soon as i walked in.
Continue Readingsky news confirm fred west’s brother john was a serial salmon killer
Continue Reading3.14% of sailors are Pi Rates.
Continue ReadingMy escapology skills know no bounds.
Continue ReadingThe company Booker has bought Makro today for 139 million…. plus VAT.
Continue ReadingIs it bad taste to write ‘First’ on a dead friends facebook wall?
Continue ReadingHairdressers, I take my hat off to them.
Continue ReadingDon’t tell anyone I told you this, but I have heard my wife is going to leave me because I gossip too much.
Continue ReadingMy missus says there’s some chips in the oven… I better buy a new one.
Continue ReadingMy jokes are a lot like my internet browsing history. Disturbing, immature and often deleted before i can see them again
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