Category: one liner

If there’s one thing I’m not good at it’s rugby, cricket, tennis, and narrowing stuff down.

Tried out some new itching powder today but it wasn’t up to scratch..!

It took me a great deal to win last nights poker game.

Lets try and keep my Parkinson’s out of ttthiiiss.

Lets face it,its not the first time Ashley Cole has shot his load into something he shouldn’t.

Would the head of a midget crime gang still be known as Mr Big?

My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them.

Who fancies a contest to see who can get banned from Britology.com the quickest?

There is no need to contradict a woman. She’ll do it herself sooner or later.

I’m the loneliest person I know.

Nice to hear that the teachers still do physical education.

Has anyone else noticed that ‘Latino’ is just another word for greasy?

I Took Nine Tests For OCD Today. They All Came Back Negative. I Had To Take A Tenth One Though Because I Only Like Round Numbers.

I once had my arm in a cast, but I’m not here to reminisce about my days in musical theatre.

Are homeless people allowed to listen to house music?