I went to see my bank man …
I went to see my bank manager and he said that I am going to have to pay interest. I tried, but it was so boring.
Continue ReadingI went to see my bank manager and he said that I am going to have to pay interest. I tried, but it was so boring.
Continue ReadingRight then mr obama, I want my $25 million reward. Whats that, you dont recall the conversation we had? I distinctly remember telling you the where abouts of bin laden. Oh the evidence?? I disposed of it in the sea.
Continue ReadingMy mate asked, “What would you do if you had Richard Branson’s money?” I said, “Probably spend it before he noticed it was missing.”
Continue ReadingProtesters at NATO summit want to eliminate currency. Greek government takes their advice.
Continue ReadingI have the perfect solution to solve all your debt problems in one go. Money.
Continue ReadingSaw a book today at a car boot sale called “I Can Make You Rich” Works then?
Continue ReadingTODAY’S STOCK MARKETS: Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationery. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading. Light switches were […]
Continue ReadingWhy did Americans invent drive-in banks? So that cars could occasionally be seen by their owners.
Continue ReadingThe bank sent a bailiff round after I missed a couple of repayments, so I hung an electrical plug out of a drawer, then filmed him going through my daughter’s knickers. Put it this way, that loan doesn’t need paying any more…
Continue ReadingMoney has become such a problem for us that the wife has to go out on the game just to earn a few extra quid. I’ll tell her later.
Continue Reading“Strapped for cash? Sell your pregnancy and baby items!” These internet adverts sure do have a way of raising a man’s hopes, to bitterly disappoint.
Continue ReadingI walked into the bank and said to the cashier, “I’d like to open a joint account please.” “OK, with whom though?” “Whoever has a lot of money.”
Continue ReadingMoney is a lot like women. If you own a lot of it, you can get into all kind of positions.
Continue ReadingMoney can’t buy you happiness, but it can Buy marshmellows which is pretty much The same thing.
Continue ReadingI love doing business with eskimos. They always pay in cold hard cash.
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