Category: lottery

So the 113m euromillions jackpot winner wants to “remain anonymous”… just as my wife buys a ferrari and files for divorce. weird….

I sed them three special words which makes every woman want me National Lottery Winner

Harry won a three million pound lottery prize. He got a letter officially confirming he will be paid 3 a year for the next million years.

Sky News: Dozens Killed In India Bus Crash Fireball. These national lottery games are getting a bit extreme

What’s the difference between the Euro Lottery and my six year old niece? The Euro Lottery won’t be rolling over this weekend.

Won money on the Lotto and immediately decided to take a break. Bought 12 Kit Kat’s with my 8 quid.

I won the lottery last week and now all the girls in my home town are all over me. I’m not sure if I should have went public winning three numbers in Liverpool.

I seem to have the worst luck. I had all the right numbers on my lottery ticket, but they weren’t in the right order.

When the lottery first started, I’d pick the numbers after my wife’s age, weight and vital statistics. I no longer play the lottery.

Think it might be wise that pukka pies invest in a shop as close to the Euromillions Winners House as possible.

So a Scottish couple have won 161 million on the Euromillions… Unlucky Greece, better luck next month

I love playing the lottery and never miss a chance to gamble , I play Lotto , Euromillions , the irish lottery etc I once put the Alaskan lottery on but you have to be innuit to win it

Anyone else want to know the winning lotto numbers for tonight? I’m just aboutto call Australia and ask for them. I can’t believe no ones thought of doing this before.

So Derren Brown has found a way to predict the National Lottery Numbers…… …….he must be a Jew.

A national newspaper has reported that the couple who won the Euromillions jackpot have been forced to flee their home and are now “…on the run.” I would suggest that “…on the waddle…” might be more accurate.