Category: library

A librarian commits suicide, thus creating a paradox.

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on chlamydia. The librarian says, “You’re girlfriend already has it, she said that she gave it to you!”

Statistically, 9 out of 10 librarians hung themselves when they heard Sickipedia was back up.

What do you call a girl in a library? Paige Turner.

I went to the library to borrow a book on tortoises. The librarian said, “Hardback?” “Well of course … but do have you any books on them?”

A woman walks into a library and asks for a book on childbirth. The Librarian says “try over there in the C section”.

A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, “As a matter of fact, this one’s just arrived.”

I need to borrow a book on ‘How to milk something’… Anyone got any ideas? Try your local library, I know a man who did!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on Liverpool FC ‘You want the History section’ replies the Librarian.

If Tzameti went into a library and asked for a book on suicide, would he come to a book end?

A man walks into a library and says ‘have you got a book on Christopher Reeves?’ The librarian replies ‘Yeah. It’s that dusty old book over there with the broken spine.’

A man goes into a library and asks for a book on cliffhangers. The librarian says;

An American goes to the library. Yeah right, Americans can’t read.

A man goes into a library and says, “Excuse me, have you got a book on how to get noticed?”

A man goes into a Library and asks for something new. The clerk points him towards the novel section.