Category: joke

I’ll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.

Teacher – What is Specificity? Pupil – It’s hard to say..

What do you call a cowboy with no money? Skint Eastwood

Finefettler posted the joke, “What does the man who places fudge into packaging at Cadburys tell his friends he does for a living?” How do you think i feel when i have to tell girls I’m chatting up that I plant shrubs on a downwards gradient starting from the bottom working my way towards the […]

Spelling yllistsuj backwards is just silly

I think i’ll try moonwalking the next time someone asks me to do a Michael Jackson impression……………. It didn’t go down very well with my wife’s mate when i dangled her baby over our balcony.

My jokes are like my kids…. Everyone knows that I stole them from someone else.

Is it just me, or does Andrew Lloyd Webber resemble a spitting image of Cat in the Hat..

Consistently innovative and exciting, the London International Mime Festival returns….Now you’re talking

Do I know the molecular formula of nitrogen monoxide? NO

I was beaten up by a 7, 9 and 11 year old last night. I’ve decided it’s time to get even.

I am specific and reliable around 300% of the time

BBC news: “Blackbeard scuppers his own ship for the insurance, burning it down to ashes” Arrrrrrson.

As a teenager I was into death metal and cooking… I was an angry man, but you’ve gotta eat.

I said to my mate the other night, “don’t you hate it when someone is telling a joke and it ends with a terrible punch line?” He said, “yes”.