Category: joke

Your mum has been fingered more times than a black guy in an ID parade.

Database latency too high Air France air traffic control appears to have lost the connection to the database. There are 228 of you looking at this page.

Two goldfish are swimming around their bowl discussing some of life’s important issues. One goldfish says to the other, “Do you believe in God?” “Of course, I do!” his pal says. “Who do you think changes the water?”

Katie Price announces engagement to Leandro Penna – “Hes my special person” So Harvey has a rival then?

I had to stop children entering the cinema screen at work today. It was no small feat.

Sir Alex Ferguson has just announced that to help reduce the number of duplicate jokes on Sickipedia he will no longer be playing Giggs in August.

In primary school I was taught that it was harder to put things up than to get them down. The only conclusion I can come to is that the teacher had an erectile dysfunction.

Fresh Orange Juice – For those of you who can’t concentrate…

I’m going to change my name to Simon, then everyone has to do as I say.

What did one DNA say to another? Do these genes make me look too fat?

I’ve been out of work for six months. Anyone know a good locksmith?

The children at the primary school I work at love to draw turkeys using their hands as the outline. Except the kid from Norfolk, who loves drawing Stegosauruses.

Not everyone can catch Malaria. There’s only Girls Allowed.

I cannot go to sleep when the bedroom cupboard door’s left open. It’s not fair on my wife. She deserves some privacy in there too.

We were just about to start the annual company rugby match when my opposing captain jogged up to me. “You do realise this is only supposed to be a friendly game between employees, don’t you?” “Of course I do,” I replied, “Especially after last year when you accused me of drafting in some ringers.” “So […]