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‘Non-Flammable’ says one thing to me. Challenge.
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Continue Reading3 guys in Texas own an oil well that catches fire. They call Red Adair, the famous oil well fire fighter, and ask for his help. He quotes them a price of half a million dollars, and says he can’t be there till 3 weeks later. This seems a bit much, so, consulting the Yellow […]
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Continue ReadingA bear walks into a bar in Alaska. “Give me a … … beer,” he says. “Sure, but why the big pause?” asks the barman. “That’s my mum’s head you’ve got on the wall,” he replies.
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