I’m not insecure, am I? …
I’m not insecure, am I?
Continue ReadingI’m not insecure, am I?
Continue ReadingAn Englishman, an Irishman and a Librarian walk into a bar. The barman looks at the Librarian and says, “I think you’re in the wrong joke!”
Continue ReadingI have trouble telling the difference between Camera’s and Gun’s. Which led to tragic consequence’s at a recent wedding.
Continue ReadingA drunk driver is dangerous, everyone knows that. But so is a drunk back seat driver, if he’s persuasive. “Dude make a left!” “Those are trees…” “Trust me.”
Continue ReadingA mitochondria walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says “That’ll be ATP please.”
Continue ReadingMon, Tues, Wednes, Thurs, Fri, Satur, Sun. I’m taking the day off.
Continue ReadingI’ve started a new business installing fans in toilets. It’s called “Air to the throne”
Continue ReadingEveryone always says that I have a dark sense of humour. Bit harsh, I tell fat jokes as well.
Continue Reading“We’re no strangers to love. You know the rules, and so do I” Actually Rick, I don’t. Maybe if you made your song more widely available…
Continue ReadingI once got locked up for stabbing a paragraph. It was a lengthy sentence.
Continue ReadingJust because people laugh at your jokes doesn’t necessarily mean you’re funny Justin Lee Collins It could be the fact that you’re ugly.
Continue ReadingPeople say I’m a bit of a joke killer. But surely if someone knocks on your door you ask them to come in ?
Continue ReadingWhat do they call a water fight in Somalia ? A “fight over water”……..
Continue ReadingIt’s Sunday today… Rebecca Black’s prophecy is coming true!
Continue ReadingThe wife and I have just had a baby, I heard her talking to her friend today in the Lounge. She said,”Last night, he got up at 12am as he wanted some food and then he was up again at 2am because he had wet himself. Next thing you know at 4am he is up […]
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