Category: joke

A girl’s legs are her best friends…but even the best of friends must part.

I’ve just been showing off my new wheels to my mates, but they didn’t seem impressed. Perhaps they’d have been more enthusiastic if they were attached to a car.

I used to have an obsession with theatres But i’m past that stage now

My wife caught me pleasuring myself in the kitchen earlier. I was spitting into her Mum’s cup of tea.

What do you call a man who states the obvious? A man who states the obvious.

Life is a lot like an unfinished joke, because it always makes people really

I set up a business to help parents deal with all the consequences of cot death. In hindsight, the company name “From the Cradle to the Grave” may not have been the best choice.

You know what really gets on my nerves? Skin.

The film “The Social Network” is doing worse than expected at the box office. Well, duh, maybe it’s because we’re all at home jerking around on some stupid website.

My mates just given me a packet of Ultravox crisps. They taste like ‘nothing to me’

On hearing about the Ethiopian Air crash in the middle east,my wife turned to me and said “Thats awful,you would automatically think its a terrorist attack wouldnt you?” I replied ” No, i automatically try to think of a new joke to post on Sickipedia!” On the sofa again tonight! ————————————- Well, make it worth […]

I have a feeling that the Mullet is making a comeback… Even after 3 shaves.

I saw a High Priest today. “Alright Father,” I said, “Been on the Waccy Baccy again?”

Why’s Sickipedia like the toilet bowl? You should never show your girlfriend what you’ve contributed.

BBC news: alcohol “more harmful than crack or heroin” So before you buy your next pint, think about your body and smack up instead.