Category: joke

Beaver 1: “The river has flooded….The cascading water is ruining all of our homes!” Beaver 2: “Dammit!”

Meanwhile in Africa. Breaking News: Two goat driven carts ram into the World Trade Huts.

I cant believe it!… Monday night I was watching Keith Allen interview Keith Floyd then on Tuesday morning Keith Floyd drops dead!… Any chance Keith can interview his daughter Lily in the next programme?…

My wife said she’s going to leave me because of my obsession with calendars. I’m counting the days…

Birmingham city have just signed Chilean international Jean Beausejour from Club America Looks like they dug him out from the minor leagues!

My party trick is to fill my foreskin with over forty 10p pieces. And that’s why I’m not a Children’s Entertainer anymore.

I often lie awake at night, and ask myself “Where have I gone wrong?” To which a voice replies, “This is going to take more than one night.”

Want proof we sickipedians can TAKE a joke? Just see how many Duplicates there are !

Hard on + Beer = Fat bird.

I just had a feeling of deja vu, then I thought: thats never happened before

I had a serious conversation with the wife today. “You haven’t done anything to make me feel special lately!” she said. “Quite the opposite, my dear, thanks to me, you are very popular on sickipedia.org!”

whats the only part of a piece of clothing thats constantly trying to get your attention? ….a hem!!

I’m fed up with everytime i throw a house party the place gets wrecked! so i’ve started getting a deposit at the door, best idea ever! And if anything was to get wrecked, well at least i’ll have a nice collection of bra’s and tops….

After four months of destryoing the re-occuring spider web on my car, I give up. This brave spider has earned the right to live inside my car mirror; unlike 50,000 people in the UK called Mohammed.

a man walks into a bar and wonders “how many times do I do this each day?”