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I went to my G.P earlier: …

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I went to my G.P earlier: “Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a battery.” “Are you positive?” “Yeah” I said, “at one end.”

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My daughters a really goo …

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My daughters a really good screw. Yes, she’s been a prison officer for five years now.

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I think I have spent too …

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I think I have spent too much time on this site. I wasn’t on time for a meeting today and when I got there I apologised for my latency

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This is a message to all …

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This is a message to all american rappers… This Shawty you mention in every single song seems to be sleeping around with every other rapper I thought i’d mention it because i wouldnt like to see you get your heart broken Kindest Regards xkombatxwombatx

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I always touch really hot …

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I always touch really hot things, just to see how hot it actually is. Because I’m a bloke.

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Found a ginger hair in my …

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Found a ginger hair in my beard this morning. Which is not good news. Especially as my ginger mate Dave stayed over. And it was a pubic hair.

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I didnt realise i had a b …

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I didnt realise i had a broken wallet until finally one day… The Penny Dropped.

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I had to excuse myself fr …

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I had to excuse myself from dinner this evening to answer a call of nature. Being Dr Dolittle isn’t all fun and games.

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I was in the pub when a g …

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I was in the pub when a guy called me a cheapskate. So I threw his drink in his face.

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I hate admitting that my …

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I hate admitting that my jokes have been buried, it sounds so final. I prefer to say that theyve gone on holiday to Brazil.

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You know sickipedia has t …

March 31qjoq.comLeave a Comment on You know sickipedia has t …

You know sickipedia has turned into a cult when you have to be a regular user to get the jokes.

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Now, I’m sure he’s got to …

March 28qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Now, I’m sure he’s got to …

Now, I’m sure he’s got too much water for his tea… Thought the Lobster

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I’m a bomb disposal exper …

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I’m a bomb disposal expert. They go in the grey, non recycling bins.

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Paddy and Murphy are sitt …

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Paddy and Murphy are sitting on a train one afternoon when this beautiful blonde girl gets on and sits opposite them. “I think she likes you Paddy” whispered Murphy, True enough, the blonde girl began winking and licking her lips at Paddy. As their stop approached, Paddy pulls out a bit of paper, scribbles on […]

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“What are you making?” as …

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“What are you making?” asked the cannibal. “Korean soup,” replied his friend, “Try some.” “That’s nice. How many Koreans did you use?” “Only two. You know what they say… Too many gooks spoil the broth.”

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