Category: irony

I saw a joke earlier posted by “insanity”: “If you kill anyone who has been unemployed for over 3 months, then wouldn’t that have the result of zero unemployment and the end of the recession?” I can’t help but notice the irony of that being posted at 1:30pm on a Wednesday

Daily Star: “Woman ends up in hospital with burns after she dropped a red hot iron on her knee. Irony

John Terry has been murdered, very sad news for England its the wrong John Terry…

The irony of having a roller coaster fetish is you never want to get off.

Isn’t it funny how at school they’ve replaced blackboards with whiteboards because they work better?

I don’t get when you see this “Please be aware all chat is logged for data protection purposes. ” Wouldnt it make sense, if you don’t log the chat then there’s not data to protect??

There’s got to be an online course that I can take to get over my internet addiction.

I saw a man running down the highstreet after the wind caught his “disabled parking permit.” Irony lives.

Chris Waddle on ESPN following Tomas Rosicky’s penalty miss. ‘It was a fantastic strike! He couldn’t have struck it any better, sheer power!’ Yeah Chris, just like Italia ’90 eh?

My Girlfriend Broke up with me, she said I never listen to her and during conversations I always respond with something completely different to what we were talking about. I said “I’ll have Ham on mine.”

Ironically my mate Stanley slashed his wrists..

I was trying to make out the back- windscreen sticker on the car in front today , when it suddenly jammed it’s brakes on. The last words I saw before smashing into it were ” GIVE BLOOD “

If the people of Belfast want to get rid of the Romanians Why dont they just expose them to sunlight as they sleep in their coffins? Job done!

Has anyone else noticed the irony in the amount of people that have ‘ in their names on Facebook?

Does anyone else find it ironic that phonetic isn’t spelt phonetically?