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I saw a joke earlier post …

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I saw a joke earlier posted by “insanity”: “If you kill anyone who has been unemployed for over 3 months, then wouldn’t that have the result of zero unemployment and the end of the recession?” I can’t help but notice the irony of that being posted at 1:30pm on a Wednesday

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Daily Star: “Woman ends u …

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Daily Star: “Woman ends up in hospital with burns after she dropped a red hot iron on her knee. Irony

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John Terry has been murde …

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John Terry has been murdered, very sad news for England its the wrong John Terry…

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The irony of having a rol …

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The irony of having a roller coaster fetish is you never want to get off.

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Isn’t it funny how at sch …

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Isn’t it funny how at school they’ve replaced blackboards with whiteboards because they work better?

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I don’t get when you see …

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I don’t get when you see this “Please be aware all chat is logged for data protection purposes. ” Wouldnt it make sense, if you don’t log the chat then there’s not data to protect??

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There’s got to be an onli …

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There’s got to be an online course that I can take to get over my internet addiction.

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I saw a man running down …

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I saw a man running down the highstreet after the wind caught his “disabled parking permit.” Irony lives.

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Chris Waddle on ESPN foll …

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Chris Waddle on ESPN following Tomas Rosicky’s penalty miss. ‘It was a fantastic strike! He couldn’t have struck it any better, sheer power!’ Yeah Chris, just like Italia ’90 eh?

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My Girlfriend Broke up wi …

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My Girlfriend Broke up with me, she said I never listen to her and during conversations I always respond with something completely different to what we were talking about. I said “I’ll have Ham on mine.”

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Ironically my mate Stanle …

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Ironically my mate Stanley slashed his wrists..

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I was trying to make out …

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I was trying to make out the back- windscreen sticker on the car in front today , when it suddenly jammed it’s brakes on. The last words I saw before smashing into it were ” GIVE BLOOD “

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If the people of Belfast …

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If the people of Belfast want to get rid of the Romanians Why dont they just expose them to sunlight as they sleep in their coffins? Job done!

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Has anyone else noticed t …

January 13qjoq.comLeave a Comment on Has anyone else noticed t …

Has anyone else noticed the irony in the amount of people that have ‘ in their names on Facebook?

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Does anyone else find it …

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Does anyone else find it ironic that phonetic isn’t spelt phonetically?

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