Category: irony

Anyone else think that the words ‘common sense’ are the most ironic in the english language?

My wife told me I should stop repressing bad memories. I try not to think about it too much.

BBC NEWS:”Secure hospital ‘was left unlocked’ ” So its not secure then?

If winning isn’t everything why do they keep score?

I Don’t know what I hate more ; Foreigners or Racial Tension.

The irony of when a gritter skids out of control.

A black man asked me the other day what irony was, so I stabbed him and took his wallet.

How ironic, Message to all Nigerian Princes, If you are able to deposit 1.3 million pounds into an investment account at USB Bank, We will release a Nigerian Banker

If I said I was a compulsive liar, would you believe me?

There’s nothing more ironic than seeing a wet floor sign that has fallen over.

Anyone else think its ironic that “This Is It” is a PG?

As the head of security in a Saudi department store, I always find it ironic when I catch someone stealing gloves.

Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.

I lost my keys this morning. I had turned the house upside down, when a mate of mine told me to look in the place I least expect. Strangely enough, my keys are NOT in locker E17 of the women’s changing room in Iffley Gym, st. Bernard’s street, Andorra. What a waste of a trip.

Isn’t it ironic that wool’s worth more than Woolworths