Category: irony

definition of irony; contacting jobseekers direct and gettin put through to a scouser.

Lurpack Spreadable Ironically, the only thing I am spreading is my bread around the plate.

If god doesnt have a sense of irony, how come the owner of the segway company fell off and died?

I bought a book yesterday: “1001 Uses For Binary”. However, when I got home I was very disappointed to find it only contained nine.

Skinny jeans – XXL, oh the irony

McDonald’s are offering some great prizes in their Monopoly promotion, including a Mini Cooper. Which none of their customers will ever fit into.

BBC News : PM says James Murdoch has ‘questions to answer’. Politicians complaining about not getting a straight answer? Annoying isn’t it Mr Cameron?

I’m not being funny, but why doesn’t anyone laugh at my jokes?

Ironically my wife welcomed me with open arms after losing all her limbs in a car crash.

I took a course on how to be successful. I failed.

I went to Zambia and asked 83 guys about random, pointless surveys.

Is it just me, or does anyone else read some of the jokes on here and think “how can the person who wrote this possibly think that anyone would find this funny?” I know i do.

What’s the opposite of irony? Wrinkly.

I’m sick of all these immigants coming over here and they don’t even bother learning the langige.

Surely being “off your trolley” is a lot more sane than being on it?