Category: irony

My local post office uses four checkouts. Unless it’s really busy; then they use one.

FOX NEWS: A Missouri man reportedly shot himself in the head accidentally while teaching his girlfriend about gun safety… Whoever said the americans didn’t do irony!?

On my box of Lucky Charms… Servings: Approximately 13

Today my girlfriend told me that I was becoming rather nerdy. So I falcon punched her.

Ironic that according to the dictionary, the word plagiarism originally derives from another word…

Do women realise that the only reason they have rights is because men let them?

“In case of fire, do not use lift.” Try using a fire extinguisher instead.

‘The Cure For Ginger Hair, Only 5 Pounds!’ Bit cheap for a gun don’t you think?

My wife says that I’m too sceptical of everything she tells me. But I doubt that.

My black next door neighbour has just given birth to a baby son. She was looking for a name, so I gave her a suggestion. But she said she didn’t see the irony in naming him Rob.

I wonder if articles on the BBC news website start with a joke from this website?

I was going to write a joke about agnostics, but I’m not so sure now.

I really hate fickle people, Although they’re not too bad…

The Pope has spoken out against the rise of ‘aggressive secularism’ in the modern world. He added, “Remember, anyone who doesn’t believe what we tell them to believe will be cast into a lake of burning excrement for all eternity.”

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