Category: irony

My friend’s name is Luke Hemia and something quite ironic has happened to him. His fire extinguisher blew up and burned his house down.

I saw a young black girl wearing a brownies uniform earlier. Some people really don’t understand irony. I love those people.

A keyring is a handy little gadget that allows you to lose all your keys at once.

How painful the irony of a gap year student dying by falling between roofs.

The definition of irony Risk, the great board game of war being invented by the Frenchman Albert Lamorisse.

Super dry. Ironically not waterproof

They say money can’t buy happiness, but money buys beer, and beer makes me happy.

Rebecca Black’s Friday has been removed because they found she had misrepresented herself in the song by claiming she had ‘friends’.

I am Anti-Protest.. But I have no way of showing it.

You know your life is failing when you start to eat a bag of crisps that are ‘made to share’ alone.

If a black box on a plane is indestructible, why don’t they make the whole plane out of it?

My mate just told me he’s bought two Reading tickets. Since when did you need a ticket to read?

Just imagine the irony of having a dentist on The Jeremy Kyle Show.

The other day, my wife told me I was living in the past. I thought that was a horrible thing to say, seeing as I had just bought her some Cadbury’s chocolate from Woolworths.

Anyone else see the irony in female driving instructors?