Category: irony

so animal rights activist who believe all animals shouldnt be harmed want to murder a woman for putting a cat in a bin?

First the American’s vote a black man into the White House. Then tens of thousands of kids mourn the death of a Paedophile. American’s don’t get irony do they.

Isn’t it funny how the dwarf actors never get to play the big roles?

I’m not a poser. I just pretend to be one.

Irony: Looking for a Where’s Wally book.

Why is it when people rap the door and no-one answers, they shout through the letter box, “Is anybody home?” Are they expecting someone to say no?

My missus was cooking dinner and spilt gravy down the front of her blouse when she was tasting it. She looked at her blouse and said, “Eee, I look like a pig!” I now truly regret saying, “Yes you do darling, you’re also covered in gravy!”

The definition of irony: Having your house burnt down by stress relief candles.

It took me 180 minutes to kill my geometry teacher They charged me with third degree murder.

If your name is Charlie or Mike do you still have to spell it phonetically on the phone?

Talk about being hypocritical I just got 2 identical messages off sickipedia for having a duplicate joke

I’m never wrong… I thought I was wrong once but it turns out I was mistaken…

I’m the most gullible person in the world… so I’ve been told.

It’s ironic that the TV series Glee is releasing a special on teen bullying because the reason I bully you is because you watch Glee.

The definition of irony. A ginger from the Virgin Islands.