Category: irony

The BBC have announced they are being sued by Tesla for allegedly rigging a Top Gear race in 2008 to make it look like the Tesla was slower than it actually was. Personally, I’d say taking three years to do so rather proves Top Gear’s point.

With fan’s expectations being lowered for England this summer, a lot of pressure has been lifted off the team. Meaning expectations are now higher than ever.

BBC News: Georgia Varley dies in Liverpool railway station fall. “When our paramedics arrived they realised that there was nothing that could be done for the girl,” she said. Has anyone got a sewing kit and some glue?

My dad always told me running from bullies would get me nowhere. Don’t think he quite understood the irony in it.

A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar’s Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared.

So Stephen Gateley died on National Coming out day .. Ironic or was it some sort of human sacrifice

Apple have released a new gadget exclusive to the UK that the Americans just can’t seem to get their heads around. They’ve named it the….. iRONY

Soccer Aid, what a great show. I get to watch a game of football, while every now and again laughing at clips of black people dying.

Someone told me to think of a joke about rebellion. So I didn’t.

The White House, oh the irony…

My wife told me that I lack self confidence. Though I’m sure you don’t want to hear what I did….

If only the News of the World was still here to hack Blackberry Messenger so we’d know what was going on.

I find it ironic that you need a pair off scissors to get into a new pair off scissors

Ironically when you wear camouflage, it makes you stand out more.

What is the most common word in an obituary? Life.