Category: irony

I don’t see the problem with the NHS. Probably ‘cos I’m still waiting for my cataract operation.

You know someones leading an ironic life when you see them handing out leaflets on how to get a better job.

I’ve just been diagnosed with Haemochromatosis. Ironic, isn’t it?

Jokes are never as funny when you have to explain the punchline. Which brings me to this joke, which is funny because while the “set up” line is a complaint about having to explain the joke, the punchline itself is an explanation of the joke itself, thus creating a sort of humorous irony.

Isn’t it ironic that when chinese people farts?

Isn’t it ironic how when your mobile “Doesn’t Work” in a certain area its called a “Black Spot”

America : the land of the free *destination of the slave-trade

Ironic: Females teaching other females how to drive.

I hate people who use this box as a way of making statements rather than posting an actual joke.

I hate it when people try to sound intelligent by using sayings they don’t understand. When in Rome.

One of those injury lawyer campaigners distracted me today in town and I walked into a lamp post. I’m now making him sue himself for me.

Isn’t it ironic Portsmouth’s main sponsor’s ‘Jobsite’ will get most use out of the players in a few weeks.

I cut my finger on a box of plasters. The irony hurt more than the cut.

I bought myself an Irony machine today. It does anything you want apart from be ironic.

It’s a bit ironic that my breast implant clinic has gone bust.