Category: irony

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

‘It’s like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife’ That’s not irony, that’s a prison canteen

I have a friend called Emma Roids, its quite ironic how she died actually Her smoke alarm blew up and burnt her house down

Isaac newton had an Apple fall on his head and has been labeled a genius for the last 350 years. I shot a banana out my car window and it hit a black bloke on the head. 350 hours community service and a suspended sentence. How times have changed.

Irony = “We’re making a stand against mindless music by buying Rage Against the Machine like we were told to do.”

Loving these riots. I’m having a great time driving round all the ghettos & robbing the dealers houses whilst they’re out looting.

My girlfriend warned me that if I got her one more stupid gift then she would burn it, so I got her a candle. That showed her.

“Man hits woman with a large metal kitchen appliance after creases in his favourite shirt.” That’s has irony written all over it.

Isn’t ironic that world’s best driver can’t drive…

Religion: Giving people hope in a world torn apart by religion.

Spelling is my fortay

Everywhere you look there is a joke about ‘Dave’. I’ve heard them all before, over and over again. How ironic that they are all repeats.

It’s ironic that as soon as Shaheen is available for dates, Michael Jackson isn’t.

Why when asked “If you were to bring one item to an isolated island, what would you bring?” does no one ever answer “boat”?!

Just saw my mate who was wearing a really nice anti-racism wristband. I asked him where he bought it so I could get one. “They’ve got loads in the Paki shop”, he replied.