Category: irony

Would i be terribly ironic if Bin Laden finds maddie?

it’s ironic that Katie Price is so cheap.

“Armless pianist wins talent show”. That’s amazing, he really should give himself a pat on the back.

What is the difference between a market trader and a sausage dog?? A market trader bawls out his wears on the pavement..

A squad of over 20 Republic of Ireland Players are expected in Dublin airport today, to welcome home the Irish supporters.

The best job in the world is a bomb disposal expert. When you think about it you will never remember having a bad day.

I don’t know a single person that likes commitment.

Two things you should really know about me. Firstly, I am really forgetful.

I missed Panorama’s programme on gaming addiction, was too busy playing World of Warcraft.

Ironically, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are named after something which is rich and vibrant until it goes out of date, then becomes wrinkly, undesirable, and mellows out.

I just watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and I thought to myself, “Wow, dogs are easily entertained.” Then I realised, I just watched a dog chase his tail for 10 minutes…

Does anyone else find it ironic that wiggers shout ‘bo yaka sha’ when it means ‘death to the white man’ ?

My girlfriend split up with me because she said I have ‘an unhealthy obsession with my sense of direction’. I tried to move forward with this, but I want her back, because since she left, things just don’t seem right.

What’s the definition of irony? Muslims claiming dogs and pigs are unclean.

Tom, the Commonwealth Gold Medal runner, was on his way to a bar with some friends. At the door, the bouncer turned to him and said.”Sorry, mate, you can’t come in here no denim.” Tom was quite annoyed at this and retorted, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Tom, the gold medal winner in […]