Category: irony

I put on a DVD tonight and up popped that piracy advert, “You wouldn’t steal a car, would you?” At that point I turned off the mini LCD screen on the dashboard and got on with hot wiring it.

Irony: Muslims wearing the face veils looking like a negative of the Klu Klux Klan

My mate told me I always take things the wrong way. I was ecstatic.

Guy 1: Look! It’s Irony man! Guy 2: Wow! What’s his special power? Guy 1: He irons really well! Guy 2: … Guy 1: Which is ironic because he’s a man.

When one person commits an atrocity, it is considered a crime and is met with punishment. When millions of people commit atrocities, it is considered a culture and is met with tolerance

Irony: Discovering that a joke you posted complaining about people posting duplicates is itself a duplicate.

IRONY: The white iPhone being delayed because “it doesn’t work”

The definition of irony; Not knowing the difference between a definition and an example.

“Yeah my dad was a Women’s Rights Activist” “Your dad?” “Yup” “Not your mum?” “No … Dad would have never allowed that”

If I could have chosen any superpower as a kid, It would have been the power of hindsight.

The irony of drink driving, then having to phone the AA because you broke down

My mate bought me a dictionary because I didn’t understand Irony. Yet when I went to look for the definition, it wasn’t there.

So it looks like Cornish has finally become a dead language. Or, as they say in Cornwall, “a dead language”.

Isn’t it ironic how Maddie McCann is the most seen name in the world, yet the least seen person?

How come everybody who’s had “LOVE” and “HATE” tattooed on their knuckles always lose the “E” finger on the “HATE” hand? Or is it that stand up comedians all know the same bloke?