Category: internet

I was looking through the “ban sickipdea site” Facebook group and I saw a comment off somebody saying “do you have nothing better to do than make jokes about dead kids” Well my answer to that is no… But at least it keeps us off the railways!

So I clicked onto Sickipedia just now, and saw “Database Latency To High”. Naturally, I was straight on the BBC website to check if Elton John had died… You still have time to upgrade the servers Sickipedia.

Got banned from eBay the other day. Apparently Black, and Asian people “have every right to bid on my items.”

I have a job interview next week and I have put down on my CV that I am a social commentator. Am I alright to stick you guys down as a reference?

Sat in the hospital with my wife before as she give birth to our first son. She asked “so what do you think babe?” I replied “this is the most wonderful day of my life, and I’ve never been so proud of something I’ve created.” Then after turning my focus away from my highest scoring […]

What’s worse than a vuvuzela? Bad mathematicians having it out on sickipedia about vuvuzelas.

So Facebook has just added a live feed of what each friend is doing. This is going to make stalking pictures very awkward…

So who else’s first reaction to the tragic death of Michael Jackson was… “SICKIPEDIA”? I wonder how many jokes have already been made?

I was wondering what happened to Ask Jeeves, So I googled it.

nothing says you’re an illiterate 12 year old boy who’s uncle makes you do things you don’t understand like starting your sentences without a capital letter.

Went round my mate’s house to see he’d had a rain forest installed in his living room complete with snakes, monkeys and tree frogs. I said: “So, your Amazon order finally arrived.”

Just searched on Google for ‘anagram’. Results came back – “Did you mean: nag a ram” Watch out Sickipedia, new comedian in town!

Just opened the tub of Uranium-235 I bought 704 million years ago to find it half empty! Absolutely disgraceful service, this is why I don’t trust eBay.

You know your internet is slow when you have to play the shoot an iphone ad game while waiting for your video to buffer.

My wife says that we have ‘communication problems’ and that we never get to talk properly.. I said.. “you are completely overreacting as we always get to talk to eachother”…… then she went offline.