Category: internet

I used to be all tight and think racism was hectic and wrong. Now I just think its one big joke, Cheers sickipedia

Today, I went to meet a girl I met on Facebook. When I met her, I was shocked to see that her actual appearance didn’t match that of her Facebook pic. The words “Stock Photo” weren’t even written on her Forehead.

Today a woman told me how she hated the rejected feeling she gets when she holds a baby and it starts to cry. I told her she could avoid this by not holding babies.

So JamRags.com are printing all of the Sickipedia favourites onto t-shirts then selling them back to us? Personally, I’m waiting for the one that says “Database Latency Too high”.

The No1 search on Yahoo! at the moment is David Beckham. I think I might be able to help there… he’s in Finland.

Most disappointing three words for a man? “Get access now”

I Hate America …………..now do I get loads of votes?

How do you know you spend too much time on sickipedia: See the Facebook-Group “Feed a Child with a click” and need more than one try to read “click”…

I want to get tickets for the Hammerfall tour advertised on Sickipedia. Not because I think they’re any good, But because I would really like to go back to May 2010.

I got that “Meet beautiful women in your area” ad pop up the other day. But, when I took my laptop to Bradford, it just said “Searching”

I must be really unlucky, Every time I have an argument with somebody on the internet, they turn out to be a cage fighter.

Formspring… Making cyber bullying anonymous since 2010

I remember the good ole days before Facebook, when deleting friends meant having to go round their house and murder them.

I’ve launched a website tracing and returning user’s lost trousers. It’s called Jeans Reunited.

sickipedia is like the holocaust… it’s only funny because it’s the truth.