Category: internet

The internet has no influence over my life whatsoever.com

You know you spend too much time on Sickipedia when you start looking for the arrow to vote your work e-mails down.

My brother, a youtube fanatic, just lost his virginity with his girlfriend. I was really proud of him until I heard he wrote ‘First!’ on the poor girl’s forehead in permanent marker.

My best mate told me I use internet jokes too often. I was so shocked, I almost fell off the bandwagon.

I put the “me” in Down Syndrome. By using force.

The least funniest person on Sickipedia is that guy who’s always on the forums, Mark Unread – he hasn’t posted anything at all yet but he’s on there all day long..

Being a guy, I’ve often wondered what do two girls that meet eachother on Chat Roulette do? Do they try and chat up the other girl in the hope of seeing some Nipple if they are nice or do they just part ways as two regular guys would?

The internet is often the quickest and easiest way to start a new relationship these days. It’s also the quickest and easiest way to end a relationship if you forget to clear your browsing history.

Facebook – a conspiracy by happy people to make you like everything.

My wife said, “You’ve been nothing but stupid for the past fortnight”. I said, “I think you’ll find it’s only been for the last two weeks, actually”.

You know you’re on Sickipedia too much when you start learning the news from the jokes.

The top two stories on Yahoo news today 1. Showers are bad for you. 2. 107 year old Asian woman wants to marry Spot the link

Looks like we have another ‘what colour bra are you wearing’ gaff going on with the women on facebook. I’m guessing the question they’re answering this time is ‘where do you do your Mans ironing?’

My luck is just unbelievable! I’ve been the 1,000,000th visitor on several websites now. All they needed was my bank account details. Cant wait for my iPhone 6!

My life goal is to move to the Cook Islands and create my own candy stores called SuckMy. I already have the website, and get several hits a day. I still don’t get why though, I haven’t even advertised suckmy.co.ck