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I’m glad that all of these naked pictures are being posted on facebook. It means that I don’t have to keep deleting my internet history before my girlfriend comes home.
Continue ReadingI’m glad that all of these naked pictures are being posted on facebook. It means that I don’t have to keep deleting my internet history before my girlfriend comes home.
Continue ReadingChrist, if Sickipedia is crashing this much now, imagine what it’s going to be like when she dies…
Continue ReadingThe other day my six-year-old son said: “When I grow up, I want to get the highest score on Sickipedia.” I said: “You can’t do both.”
Continue ReadingGoogle suggestions: Proof that you’re not the only weirdo out there.
Continue ReadingYou know you’ve been on Sickipedia too long when your next door neighbour breaks the news of a miscarriage and you start laughing.
Continue ReadingJust went outside and got hit on the head with a lasagne and a black forest gateux. Must be the fallout from iceland.
Continue ReadingNever judge a book by its cover. Judge it by its reviews on Amazon.
Continue ReadingYou know you’ve took a wrong turn when all WiFi Networks are gang names.
Continue ReadingFacebook. One of the only places where, if you are a girl, you can upload a picture of yourself wearing only your underwear and people will call you “Pretty”.
Continue ReadingMSN News … Winona Ryder: I avoid the internet That’s ok Winona, the majority of the internet would avoid you too.
Continue ReadingDear Sickipedia, I hacked into your database server and changed the background colour to white. It appears to be working again.
Continue ReadingWhy don’t Jewish people update their Facebook statuses? Because it requires sharing.
Continue ReadingI logged onto littlegirlslaughter.com last night. Imagine my disappointment when all it turned out to be was a load of kids laughing.
Continue ReadingPutting a joke on sickipedia is like being a paedophile vicar at a wedding. You start off with good intentions then a couple of minutes later find yourself staring at the bottom of the page.
Continue ReadingI’ve just done a search on Bing. It said : 1 result – Chandler.
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