Category: internet

“What kind of business thinks “Yes, closet paedophiles and racists, theres the target market we need to focus on!”” The church.

I really hope the Sickipedia maintenance team is not undergoing all these changes with a Bear with them. In my experience, Bears do not do well around computers.

You can tell Facebook is an american site… ”You took the quiz “One Word That Decribes You!!!” and the result is Party Animal!!!”

Your life is pretty bad when you come to the realisation that you’d have more friends on Facebook if you were dead.

What’s the similarity between Peter Kay and Sickipedia? They both used to be funny.

Nothing shouts “Unemployed” like being on sickipedia before 10 in the morning.

How many Facebook users does it take to change a lightbulb? Change?!

Don’t bury this joke… It’s an Organ Doner

So there is a huge power cut across India, over 300 million people affected directly… Are they including those of us who can’t call for tech support?

Facebook….helping me keep in touch with people i dont know since 2004.

Tragedy + Time = Comedy In the case of Sickipedia simply remove time.

I have just tried ringing my broadband provider, There was a message saying ‘We are extremely short staffed due to the recent snowfall, so please bare with us’. It must be snowing in India too.

A lot of people have started following me recently, makes me feel popular, but I’m quite scared, I don’t even have twitter.

Facebook: The only chance a gingers got of getting poked.

Its been a bit quiet on the site today as many were present at the funeral of MAGGOT, Sickipedia’s unfunniest comedian. In tribute, the vicar read out one of MAGGOT’s ‘Knock, knock’ jokes, and the congregation had two minutes silence.