Category: internet

Depression is realising that your entries to Sickipedia get sucked more than you do.

Before there was the Internet, people probably spent a lot of time wondering what to do with all their pictures of cats.

I thought the overall quality of posts on the Sickipedia front page would improve later in the evenings, when all the schoolkids have gone to bed. Turns out that most Sickipedians have better things to do than post jokes at that time…

You realise you’re lonely when you have to “Frape” yourself too get attention.

Keep seeing old Rebecca Black jokes reposted online. I hate people who won’t let memes die. They’re never going to give them up.

When I go on the internet I’m a totally different person. All thanks to ID theft.

What’s black and doesn’t work? The voting system.

SICKIPEDIA TOP TIP: To allow yourself to vote your joke up over and over again, simply move the mouse over your joke and then hold down Alt and press F4.

Like most people on Sickipedia I hate these constantly copied joke formats.

Luckily for current pop artists that the Sickipedia ‘Merge’ feature isn’t used on the charts.

My Jokes about the Cloned Cows keep getting deleted because they’re duplicates

If a bird uses twitter, what does a bear use?

Why is it that sickipedians are so harsh on improper grammar, yet do not know the difference between duplicate and replicate?

A good sickipedia joke needs to meet two requirements. 1. It needs to leave them wanting more. 2.

There’s only one thing more satisfying than one of your jokes getting a good score on Sickipedia… Rape