Category: internet

Unexploded bombs – Carlsberg don’t do war memorials…

Sickipedia really needs to get new servers. These ones go down like an epileptic in a nightclub

The internet, where the trolls are men, the men are kids, the kids are cops, and the girls are confused teenaged boys.

Yesterday I set my wifi’s name to “Hack this if you can”. When I checked it today, it was called “Challenge accepted”.

Just saw the facebook group called “If i put 6 or more kisses on the end of a text, i want to smash your back door in” Bit strange really, if you like them that much why would you destroy their house?

TIP: It is considered “creepy” by the facebook community to post “*fap* *fap* *fap*” on pictures of your friends first scan.

It’s my 30th birthday tomorrow. I’m completely unknown and have never accomplished anything. I have no job and no prospects. Looking forward to seeing what Google has planned for me though.

I wonder if the people getting these Derrick Bird Jokes by text, then putting them straight on Sickipedia, will eventually realise that the person who sent the text got the joke from here in the first place.

I don’t even need to go on sickipedia anymore, I can just go on Facebook

If Google is such a great search engine, How come it never found Maddie?

I’ve just won at cluedo. It was HT, in the library, with a joke about suicide.

You know you’ve been on sickipedia too much if the advert about Osama and Bush in the top right corner no longer annoys you.

It has been announced that Nigeria has 22,980,200 Internet users. I’ve had emails from every single one.

Somewhere in the West Country there is sat a farmer playing Officeville.

I saw a group on Facebook called ‘Holding on is tough, much tougher than letting go or simply quitting.’ Is this talking about relationships or taking a dump?